Six word memoirs...

In the great tradition of six word short stories, here's a link to an article about six word memoirs. Some of these are really great. Some of my favorites:

No future, no past. Not lost.
- Matt Brensilver

Extremely responsible, secretly longed for spontaneity.
- Sabra Jennings

Painful nerd kid, happy nerd adult.
- Linda Williamson

Fight, work, persevere--gain slight notoriety.
- Harvey Pekar

Asked to quiet down; spoke louder.
- Wendy Lee

Naively expected logical world. Acted foolishly.
- Emily Thieler

So how about it, noble readers? Care to create your own six words memoirs?

Here's one I'm considering: Won't leave school. Hoping that's okay.